The way too young...

Junior high school students in this town aren't exactly hot, but they're very cute (a couple of years more schooling and they're sex in starched shirts).

Today a class of my second-years had a short interview test. They chose from a menu and I took their order and charged them outrageous prices.

One boy sat down in front of me with his eyes roaming my face and shoulders. Bracketed speech in [Japanese].

"Good morning, what would you like?" I asked.

"One small fries and a hot chocolate," he said, grinning.

"OK, will that be all?"

"One Amanda sensei please."

[Dude, you can't afford me.]
[I'd be a good boyfriend!]

"That'll be fifteen thousand dollars, please."

[What the hell! That's way too high!]

[The cheek of you! I told you I was pricey. Now get outta here. 9 out of 10.]

"I love you, sensei!"

"Yeah, yeah, off you go."

"I can't live without you!"

"Who teaches you this stuff?"

"You're my one, my only, without you I'm lonely!"

"..."

"Love me tender! Love me true! Never let you go!"

"...No thank you."

The class erupted into hysterical laughter and dude sat down at his desk, slightly flushed.

I saw him in the hallway ten minutes later, between classes, and he mumbled hello and fingered the windowsill.

I caught his eye, and winked saucily.

He masturbated about it forever and ever and ever, the end.