Eastern guys I have a crush on

Kaneshiro Takeshi. It almost upsets me how smoking hot this specimen is. How is his level of delicious possible?? And subsequently I could not decide which photo to use so all you little shits get lucky with no fewer than six. OH MAN!! I am so jealous that you're looking at these pictures right now.



Japanese baseball player Ichiro. Hey Ichiro! Let's have sex, okay? Okay.





Soccer player Ono Shinji. During the soccer world cup, my kids often asked me which player I liked best. Actually I was torn between Nakata, Miyamoto and Ono, but I thought long and hard (actually thick, and rock-hard, I bet) and decided on Ono. "Ono!" they cried, "But he looks like a monk!" One boy thought a second, and added kindly, "He's always smiling and laughing so I can see why you like him." I guess they see shaved heads as quite Buddhist. I see them as fucking exquisite.



Chen Chang, horse-riding, vast steppe-roaming guy. I would cut my fingertips off for a chance to sniff the armpits on his t-shirt. The first one of you to make fun of his name loses all human rights, mmkay?



Back Dormitory Boys. These boys are classic and that is so sexy! Watch them here and here. I mean it, you guys!! Watch or deal with the consequences.

Anyway, today I was inspired by The Beautiful Kind's list and decided to do my own. "Asian" (whatever that means) guys are totally underrated. Sexy sexy sexy!! I'll take a gorgeous-skinned, almond-eyed, lean-limbed Eastern guy over a weak-chinned, red-nosed, flabby Western guy any day.