Notice to the males of the species: it is super unattractive to females of the species when dudes cry to us about how even though they've only hung out with us twice they've never met anybody like us and just oh please all they want is a chance to get to know us better, they'll move to our town if that's what we want, they'll do anything we ask, just give "us" a chance, it's not OH GOD, YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING, stop laughing at that lady wiping her embarrassed sausage dog's bum, I'm really hurting here, I think I might LOVE you, I think we're meant to OH CAN YOU AT LEAST LOOK AT ME, I'm pouring my heart out to you here and you just blah blah blah blee blee blee waaaah"
Tuesday, 27 November 2007
The WHINING. Heavens.
Notice to the males of the species: it is super unattractive to females of the species when dudes cry to us about how even though they've only hung out with us twice they've never met anybody like us and just oh please all they want is a chance to get to know us better, they'll move to our town if that's what we want, they'll do anything we ask, just give "us" a chance, it's not OH GOD, YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING, stop laughing at that lady wiping her embarrassed sausage dog's bum, I'm really hurting here, I think I might LOVE you, I think we're meant to OH CAN YOU AT LEAST LOOK AT ME, I'm pouring my heart out to you here and you just blah blah blah blee blee blee waaaah"
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3 comments:
No lie. If they have to grovel, or even ask really, it's not gonna happen. I'm with the guy I'm with now cuz he's the only dude who wouldn't fuck me right away. Suckers.
Give yerself a few years, when no-one wants to fuck you anymore. You'll change yer tune dummy. Muuuwahahaha
Ha! Quite possibly.
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