Things that eat vomit:
Pigeons (peck in a shocked sort of way)
Dogs (lap it up happily)
Japanese crows (tear through thick plastic to get at it, then thoroughly enjoy it)
Rats (find it very sensible a source of nutrition)
Cats (crouch in ever so persnickety a fashion as they munch)
Babies (will also eat poos and dirt if you don't watch them)
Me (when it's too public a moment for releasing vomit, so I gulp it back down and feel horrified and beast-like on top of my nausea)
Saturday, 21 June 2008
Friday, 6 June 2008
In and out...
Ladies and gents, we have penetration!
TWICE!!
I was beginning to think my vagina was going to grow over.
Also, we went to a Love Hotel. It was awesome! I will write more about it some time this weekend. The train-grope-rape porn on the huge LCD screen at the end of the bed was really something else, and the vibrator vending machine next to the fridge was a lovely touch too.
Yeah OK, less talking about sex toys and train rape and more teaching small children. Gotta go!
TWICE!!
I was beginning to think my vagina was going to grow over.
Also, we went to a Love Hotel. It was awesome! I will write more about it some time this weekend. The train-grope-rape porn on the huge LCD screen at the end of the bed was really something else, and the vibrator vending machine next to the fridge was a lovely touch too.
Yeah OK, less talking about sex toys and train rape and more teaching small children. Gotta go!
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